"Let me give you a little insight informatin about GOD. God likes to watch, he's a prankster, think about it:
He gives man instincts, he gives you this extraordinary gift and then what does he do? I sear, for his own amusement, his own private cosmic gag reel. He sets the rules in opposition, it's the goof of all time.
Look but don't touch.
Touch but don't taste.
Taste, don't swallow.
And while you're jumping from one foot to the next, What is he doing? He's laughing his sick fucking ass off.
He's a tightass, he's a sadist, he's an absentee landlord.
Worship that? NEVER!"
-Al pacino, The devil's advocate.